> Does anybody know about when the official 9.1 will be released?
`cat "/usr/share/"$deity"/knowledge/software.db" | grep Mandrake 9.1` 
if [$? = 0]; then
     ...maybe God can tell.
else
     ...when it's ready.
fi
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> Same for what we call "english cream" in France: it's called
> "french cream" in England :).
as "capotes anglaises" and "french letters" for condoms ?
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<manchot> windows are quite expensive. 
<pterjan> yes that's why giving balls to children is dangerous
#mandrakefr
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<n3oclust> slt Jimmmy
<Jimmmy> slt ?
<n3oclust> bas bjr jt'aV po encore vu  jsuis poli :D
<Nanar> Jimmmy: slt = salut, somethings like 'Hi' in french
<Jimmmy> i dont speak french :/
<n3oclust> Jimmmy, hi :)
<Jimmmy> i wish i did though, french women are cool
<Nanar> Jimmmy: I confirm
<Jimmmy> heh
<misc> Jimmmy: congrat, you just entered in the plf fortunes files
<Jimmmy> \o/
#plf
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If you do not answer me, I will bring an action in the court against your
company an will require to reimburse the product cost and moral damage.

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> What is the official position?

Missionary. Boy on top.

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I don't see a controversy yet this morning.  I need a good Cooker controversy
to get my day started properly, although I do realize that many of you have
already had lunch.

How about "Let's bring back rpmdrake 1.4!"

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> Can you send me your GirlFriend ?

I could send my Girlfriend, but this version too needs the Beauty and
Money packages.

I suggest you start from scratch. Use the following commands:
cd /pub;more beer;find -type f|grep girl;date;date;date; \
cd /home;unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep; \
echo "lynx http://www.cigar.com" >todo;at -f todo -v now + 9 months

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> Unfortunately, so many times people upload packages without bother to
> even test them.
Are you suggesting PLF peoples should actually test their package before 
uploading? You're crazy, they are far too many rootkits inside :-)

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> > > gvim doesn't start anymore. Here is strace output:
> >
> > already fixed in 29mdk ...
>
> Titi, i love you.

"ca va pas etre possible" :-)

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Is someone going to tell Laurent he's allowed to go home and go to bed
sometimes? =)

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i made a tool to encrypt files, split files, secure erase, and 
otherstuff get it at
systemoverflow.tripod.com/setup.zip

just use wine to run it.

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> Just to let you keep in touch, I've just released
> frozen-bubble-1.0.0; it's uploaded in cooker as well.. right in
> time before RC1-packages-updates-freeze, which should happen very
> quickly now..

ARGH! That's it... no more time to work, eat, sleep until I finish all
100 levels ;-)

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> > I'll buy the person who gives me my CD writing capabilities back a
> > beer...
>
> Anyone? Two beers..?
>
> BTW I forgot to mention that I use a sym53c8xx SCSI adapter, if that
> matters.

Hmm on 3 beers I might jump in ;) But I have no clue ... Have you tried 
another driver ? what says  cdrecord dev=0,4,0 -checkdrive ?

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Anyone with a kernel 2.6 can upload it.

Of course the Andrey supermount patch included would increase
significanly its sex appeal.
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