Message 0: %n_fell_to_%t...
Message 1: 1_HATE
Message 2: Don't_do_that!
Message 3: %t_put_%n_out_of_%p_misery...
Message 4: %t_wasn't_a_cautious_little_Elf...
Message 5: %n_didn't_beam_up_in_time...
Message 6: Baseball_Kirby!
Message 7: Uh_oh...
